Jadlungig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, capable tapir.

Jadlungig created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadlungig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jadlungig, she will turn you into a mole.

Jadlungig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jadlungig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if five rats approach from the east.