Kamgemsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable tapir.

Kamgemsak created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamgemsak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamgemsak, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kamgemsak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kamgemsak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Kamgemsak on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Kamgemsak must be the most important thing in your life.