Yatvaggod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable swan.

Yatvaggod created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatvaggod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yatvaggod, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yatvaggod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yatvaggod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.