Vabnartlag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy rat.

Vabnartlag created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Vabnartlag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vabnartlag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vabnartlag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vabnartlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing pink shorts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Never feed gooseberries to eagles while wearing kilts.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vabnartlag on top of all buildings.