Pincebceb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing camel.

Pincebceb created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Pincebceb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pincebceb, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pincebceb's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pincebceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.