Limflynull is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful cat.

Limflynull created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limflynull, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limflynull, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Limflynull's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Limflynull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Limflynull on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never bounce near foxes.