Cadwatlen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow whale.

Cadwatlen created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Cadwatlen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadwatlen, he will turn you into a slug.

Cadwatlen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cadwatlen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not take Cadwatlen's name in vain.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never play with disobedient children.