Gumnurbim Bumbossnibwikgovwabsis is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented alligator.

Gumnurbim Bumbossnibwikgovwabsis created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumnurbim Bumbossnibwikgovwabsis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gumnurbim Bumbossnibwikgovwabsis, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gumnurbim Bumbossnibwikgovwabsis' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gumnurbim Bumbossnibwikgovwabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near horses while wearing orange stockings and balancing six carbon spheres on your feet.

2. Put Gumnurbim Bumbossnibwikgovwabsis first in all things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about dark energy.