Nurgonwad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever aardvark.

Nurgonwad created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurgonwad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurgonwad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nurgonwad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nurgonwad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six goats approach from the south.

2. You must pray to Nurgonwad nine times a day.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nurgonwad in the centre of the settlement.