Dutdadban is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful hippopotamus.

Dutdadban created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdadban, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dutdadban, he will not care at all.

Dutdadban's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dutdadban's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three swans approach from the east.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.
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