Padcidkin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, impressive raccoon.

Padcidkin created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Padcidkin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Padcidkin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Padcidkin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Padcidkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Padcidkin seven times a day.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Padcidkin on top of all buildings.