Lambidkim Biss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous troll.

Lambidkim Biss created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lambidkim Biss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lambidkim Biss, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Lambidkim Biss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lambidkim Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing green hats.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Lambidkim Biss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.