Jipkimnibstig Neltit is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, proud
crow.
Jipkimnibstig Neltit created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jipkimnibstig Neltit, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jipkimnibstig Neltit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Jipkimnibstig Neltit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Jipkimnibstig Neltit's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Never feed lots of aubergines to badgers while wearing yellow jumpers.
3. Always look after injured eagles.
4. Snails are not to be trusted.
5. Always obey Jipkimnibstig Neltit's priests.