Dussmetnel is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable
jackal.
Dussmetnel created humanity two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussmetnel, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dussmetnel, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Dussmetnel's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Dussmetnel's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always look after injured dogs.
4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dussmetnel in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never hurt mites.