Febtifpang is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair horse.

Febtifpang created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febtifpang, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Febtifpang, it will curse you with boils.

Febtifpang's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Febtifpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Febtifpang must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.