Bonlitnel is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless wolf.

Bonlitnel created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlitnel, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonlitnel, it will laugh at you.

Bonlitnel's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bonlitnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear violet kilts.
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