Kabrotflamhud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful chinchilla.

Kabrotflamhud created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Kabrotflamhud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabrotflamhud, it will turn you into a rat.

Kabrotflamhud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kabrotflamhud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kabrotflamhud six times a day.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Kabrotflamhud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabrotflamhud.