Wotrillrap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, annoying whale.

Wotrillrap created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotrillrap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wotrillrap, she will send you a sign.

Wotrillrap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wotrillrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near ducks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Always obey Wotrillrap's priests.