Godlenlan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring dove.

Godlenlan created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godlenlan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godlenlan, it will destroy your home planet.

Godlenlan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Godlenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Godlenlan on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shave your back.