Renvankab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless butterfly.

Renvankab created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Renvankab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Renvankab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Renvankab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Renvankab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white moths, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.