Budsabbapwatnibjincep is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome crow.

Budsabbapwatnibjincep created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budsabbapwatnibjincep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budsabbapwatnibjincep, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Budsabbapwatnibjincep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Budsabbapwatnibjincep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never laugh near pigs.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.