Tadkikfub is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing snake.

Tadkikfub created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadkikfub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tadkikfub, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tadkikfub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tadkikfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near doves while wearing pink dresses and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at comets.