Rapbetsaf Libzigwap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous hummingbird.

Rapbetsaf Libzigwap created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbetsaf Libzigwap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapbetsaf Libzigwap, it will turn you into a plant.

Rapbetsaf Libzigwap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rapbetsaf Libzigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Do not hurt eagles.