Jiglabquat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing frog.

Jiglabquat created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiglabquat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jiglabquat, he will turn you into a goat.

Jiglabquat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jiglabquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Jiglabquat loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.