Ing Mifbanrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying wasp.

Ing Mifbanrutt created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ing Mifbanrutt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ing Mifbanrutt, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ing Mifbanrutt's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Ing Mifbanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.