Haskinfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful hummingbird.

Haskinfarn created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haskinfarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Haskinfarn, it will turn you into a duck.

Haskinfarn's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Haskinfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look at moons.