Yakxin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonest wasp.

Yakxin created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakxin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yakxin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yakxin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yakxin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Yakxin on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Yakxin on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about foxes.