Hansitarfvanmegbesskamwab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, able goat.

Hansitarfvanmegbesskamwab created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Hansitarfvanmegbesskamwab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hansitarfvanmegbesskamwab, she will send you a sign.

Hansitarfvanmegbesskamwab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hansitarfvanmegbesskamwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing blue jumpers and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.