Hudgudril is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying spider.

Hudgudril created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgudril, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudgudril, she will manifest in front of you.

Hudgudril's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hudgudril's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about gravity near eagles while wearing blue trousers.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing red dresses and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.

4. Never laugh near badgers.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.