Dotnarlmab Pakvedsag Vogpibpom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid crow.

Dotnarlmab Pakvedsag Vogpibpom created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotnarlmab Pakvedsag Vogpibpom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dotnarlmab Pakvedsag Vogpibpom, he will be very sad.

Dotnarlmab Pakvedsag Vogpibpom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dotnarlmab Pakvedsag Vogpibpom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dotnarlmab Pakvedsag Vogpibpom.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. You must pray to Dotnarlmab Pakvedsag Vogpibpom six times a day.