Hangessmit Vagbondut Botfossfab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unjust dragonfly.

Hangessmit Vagbondut Botfossfab created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Hangessmit Vagbondut Botfossfab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hangessmit Vagbondut Botfossfab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hangessmit Vagbondut Botfossfab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hangessmit Vagbondut Botfossfab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never write about asteroids.