Stragdabcep is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy ant.

Stragdabcep created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragdabcep, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stragdabcep, he will torture you forever.

Stragdabcep's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stragdabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Stragdabcep.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Stragdabcep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Fast once a month.