Legdadteen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, vain finch.

Legdadteen created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legdadteen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Legdadteen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Legdadteen's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Legdadteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to cats while wearing white hats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.