Fomlenveen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet ant.

Fomlenveen created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomlenveen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fomlenveen, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fomlenveen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fomlenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six dolphins approach from the south.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Fomlenveen on top of important buildings.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Pray towards the west.