Quillargrag Donpinnart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful walrus.

Quillargrag Donpinnart created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillargrag Donpinnart, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quillargrag Donpinnart, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Quillargrag Donpinnart's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quillargrag Donpinnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.