Nillraprakril is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nillraprakril created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillraprakril, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nillraprakril, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nillraprakril's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nillraprakril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Nillraprakril in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.