Laphuggup is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless hare.

Laphuggup created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Laphuggup, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Laphuggup, he will turn you into a sheep.

Laphuggup's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Laphuggup's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away if six dogs approach from the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.