Hamfutkab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise naga.

Hamfutkab created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamfutkab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hamfutkab, she will come to you in dreams.

Hamfutkab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hamfutkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not speak about turnips.