Fasdavmistomtimwit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking walrus.

Fasdavmistomtimwit created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasdavmistomtimwit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fasdavmistomtimwit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fasdavmistomtimwit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fasdavmistomtimwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Never feed peas to moths while wearing purple scarves.

5. Never think about spacetime near great tits while wearing red dresses and balancing four silicon spheres on your chest.