Arfgepgid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent bat.

Arfgepgid created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arfgepgid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arfgepgid, it will turn you into a goat.

Arfgepgid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Arfgepgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.