Hoghomhap Neltipbus is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient dingo.

Hoghomhap Neltipbus created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoghomhap Neltipbus, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hoghomhap Neltipbus, it will turn you into a tree.

Hoghomhap Neltipbus' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hoghomhap Neltipbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.