Hincissboss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair crane.

Hincissboss created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hincissboss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hincissboss, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hincissboss' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hincissboss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Hincissboss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.