Gommintarg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing gorilla.

Gommintarg created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gommintarg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gommintarg, he will curse you with boils.

Gommintarg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gommintarg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gommintarg.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Hide from yellow capybaras for they are unholy.