Bugcimtit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, clever hedgehog.

Bugcimtit created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Bugcimtit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugcimtit, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bugcimtit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bugcimtit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugcimtit.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.