Jattalquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective rat.

Jattalquaf created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jattalquaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jattalquaf, he will curse you with boils.

Jattalquaf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jattalquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.