Sitrutrat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive dog.

Sitrutrat created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitrutrat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sitrutrat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sitrutrat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sitrutrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never jump in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Never write about gravity.