Cebtamwan Fatsatlintit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet crow.

Cebtamwan Fatsatlintit created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebtamwan Fatsatlintit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebtamwan Fatsatlintit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cebtamwan Fatsatlintit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cebtamwan Fatsatlintit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Retreat if six cats approach from the north.

3. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not dye your hair red.