Sugyakvan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, smart camel.

Sugyakvan created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugyakvan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sugyakvan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sugyakvan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sugyakvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at stars.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Worship no other gods but Sugyakvan.

5. Never talk about asteroids.