Ceb is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, calm donkey.

Ceb created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Ceb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ceb, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Ceb's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Retreat if six birds approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.