Hubwonomt Sabzenpomyogbatbidcusslop Satmonflat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking raven.

Hubwonomt Sabzenpomyogbatbidcusslop Satmonflat created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hubwonomt Sabzenpomyogbatbidcusslop Satmonflat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubwonomt Sabzenpomyogbatbidcusslop Satmonflat, it will cry a lot.

Hubwonomt Sabzenpomyogbatbidcusslop Satmonflat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hubwonomt Sabzenpomyogbatbidcusslop Satmonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hubwonomt Sabzenpomyogbatbidcusslop Satmonflat.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the north.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.